There is a teacher in his mid 40’s sitting across from me. He’s wearing khaki’s, a turqoiuse windbreaker, and a breathright strip. He has headphones in his ear and his volume turned up to 11, so he can rock out to 80’s hair metal.
At first I thought, rightly, that it was awesome. Now I wish he would either turn it down or go full out with a Marshall and rock my face off. Tinny noise pollution doesn’t get my pants in a twist quite the same way.









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